5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ Where deals are made every day.™ Call: 850-547-0102 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 53 NOVEMBER 2025 120-120 QUICK CASH MONEY Paid for Drill Rigs, Pump Hoists, Mud Pumps, Drill Pipe, & Bits. RENE HENDON Tel: 281-260-0880 220-1279 New and rerun PDC & tri-cone bits for HDD, water well, and geothermal drilling. We can repair your PDC bits in house. 337-446-3230 jim@pilotholebit.com pilotholebit.com 220-648 220-162 Call or E-mail for Quotes PO Box 1067 Archer City, Texas 76351 940-574-2238 office 940-733-4321 cell e-mail: usabit@usarockbit.com Visit our website: www.usarockbit.com 220-822 220-2125 Office: 580.628.3093 John Linton, President: 580.628.1605 Jimmy Linton, VP: 580.628.1619 Jay Foster: (sales) 580.628.7381 Find the Perfect Bit okbit.com More Bits 220-1043 220-270 See us at Booth 2123 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 220-919 Jerry’s Bit Service will meet your every drilling need. We service and sell tricone, PDCs, as well as hole openers. Rather rent a PDC? No problem. We got you covered! Our company will repair your PDC, regardless if it is a rental or purchase. Contact: Jerry Shoemaker Mobile: (940) 393-2394 jerryshoemaker54@yahoo.com 771 CR 3591 Paradise TX 76073 USA Contact: Cody Shoemaker Mobile: (940) 389-8189 Jerry’s Bit Service Inc. See us at Booth 1554 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 1149 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 Golden opportunity for a younger, experienced water well driller/pump installer to purchase a highly respected family water well business in BOOMING eastern Nebraska!! We have been in business for 75 plus years at the same address with a huge client base and always a backlog of work. Buyer needs to have great motivation and a strong desire to succeed. SO DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!! Contact us at: mightsellbusiness@gmail.com 245-2192 Traver Well Drilling business for sale in Michigan, includes 8x16 encl. trailer some tools/supplies, 1987 Freightliner w/hoist (good cond.), 1990 P30 Step-Van, cement grouter w/trailer, 10-ton trailer w/brakes, pipe threading equip. w/dies from 4” down, 3’ & 4’ pipe wrenches, casing, all types of fittings, pumps, tanks, pitless adapters, etc. Electrical toggle & pressure switches, breakers, conduit, & wire. Too much to list...............$250,000 Serious inquiries call: 989-823-2677 245-2207 Reese Rig & Equipment Co. ~ CELEBRATING 13 YEARS! ~ Wanted: 71 SpeedStar & cheaper, older Rotary Rigs Wanted Bucyrus-Erie Models: 22W, 24L, 60L, 28L, 36L Now Listing Any Used Equipment Buy & Sell Oilfield Rigs & Equipment \\\Now Listing Classic Cars\\\ Give us a call: 740-408-0725 E-mail: neh810@yahoo.com www.REESERIG.com 305-982 Bucyrus-Erie 36L, 28L, 24Ls, and tools. Jon Sims Auctioneering 304-483-5102 305-1297 54 NOVEMBER 2025 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 307-1043 238-673 Hydraulic and pneumatic tools in stock. Sizes 1” to 20”. Model 113HD All Hydraulic Sizes 1"-13" (208) 365-3492 • Fax: (208) 365-3792 rauchmfg.com rauchmfg@outlook.com 305-166 Email: seth@buckeyedrill.com www.buckeyedrill.com PUMP HOIST REPAIR, REFURBISH, and REMOUNTING We service all makes and models of pump hoists from minor repairs to complete refurbishments and remounting onto new trucks. B-E 60L, Refurbished by Buckeye, hydraulic jacks front and rear, mounted on 1991 International. Rebuilt B-E 22W Series Two, recond. Ford 6 cyl. gas eng., new jackshaft assembly. B-E 22W Series Three, Rebuilt by Buckeye, new jacks and hyd., new Perkins diesel eng. Can be purchased with or without truck. Sold!! Reconditioned B-E 20W on Ford Truck New Perkins diesel engines for B-E Well Drills 220-2173 New & Used Tricones j PDCs Drag & Claw Bits j Drill Collars Bit Tipping j Subs & Stabilizers HDD Bits & Reamers DTH Hammer & Bits Custom Fabrication Junk Mills / Fishing Tools eranhenderson@gmail.com Rod Henderson 661-201-6259 Eran Henderson 661-330-0790 Bitco, Inc. 220-712 Overheard on the morning commute: “I wish I had a salary that disgusted other people.” Always use cold water for electric drip coffee makers. Use 1-2 tablespoons ground coffee for each cup of water.
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 Atlas Copco to Zinex drills. www.desertdrillingsupply.com sales@desertdrillingsupply.com 778-220-1888 365-1291 55 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ NOVEMBER 2025 335-1300 Call for a Quote & Tech Support Mark Chittenden 860-262-3888 7 Matthews Drive, East Haddam, CT 06423 markchittenden@sbcglobal.net Follow us on Facebook Screw Compressor Rebuilding Specializing in 2 Stage Compressor • Separator Filter Sales • Distributor of Fully Synthetic Lubricant • Coupling Insert Sales 307-518 740-373-7886 www.RAMPPCO.com Carbide Button Bits SIZES 3-7/8” THROUGH 18” Cable Drilling & Fishing Tools PROSSER ROPE SOCKETS BURNS ROPE SOCKETS WELDLESS DRILL STEMS DRILL JARS DRIVE HEADS PIPE PULLING HEADS WIRE LINE CUTTERS THREAD PROTECTORS DART VALVE BAILERS FLAT VALVE BAILERS SAND PUMPS COMBINATION SOCKETS TOOL REPAIR SERVICES Precision Drilling Tools for Your Drilling Success! 311-313 1-866-338-5090 CASINGHAMMER.COM CASINGHAMMER.COM Custom Equipment from Design to Production Dual Rotary System Casing Jacks 320-254 TekMark Industries Casing Lifters and Holders Safer! Faster! Smarter! Heavy-Duty Casing Lifter 140,000 lb capacity NO LUGS Save rig time, save labor. Call TekMark TODAY! 800-747-2485 tekmarkwellcasingtools.com 509-747-2485 tekmarkind@gmail.com OR 335-183 We Stock New & Rebuilt Shipping Worldwide Excellent Exchange Prices GHH RAND With Over 50 Air Ends in Stock, We Can Serve Your Compressor Needs! R & R DRILLING INC. 800-874-3907 423-626-5302 Fax: 423-626-1232 E-mail: airdocron1@gmail.com 335-1306 Sullair 900/350 compressor, Detroit Diesel 12V71 eng., 500 HP, total hours 2199, mounted on Great Dane flatbed semitrailer, registered w/current plates. New air hammer, 8” air bit, & misting triplex pump included.............$48,000 Aerial tour link: https://youtu.be/p13PWRQ6Ob0 307-864-3811 danw@rtconnect.net Video Available See us at Booth 1416 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans Customer to a store clerk: “Well, I don’t remember the name of it, but I really liked the taste.” 435-120 Drill Pipe In Stock 2-3/8 x 2-3/8 May. x 20’ 2-3/8 x 2-3/8 IF x 20’ 2-7/8 x 2-3/8 IF x 20’ 3-1/2 x 2-3/8 IF x 20’ 3-1/2 x 3-1/2 IF x 20’ 4-1/2 x 2-7/8 IF x 20’ 4-1/2 x 2-7/8 IF x 25’ 5 x 3-1/2 IF x 20’ Weld-On Tool Joints - Used Drill Pipe Call: RENE HENDON 281-260-0880 renehendon@yahoo.com
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 Company Liquidation Sale! 2015 GEFCO 30K, 2015 GEFCO SS22, 2006 40-T, 2008 40-T, air compressors, bits, drill pipe, and so much more. All equipment is for sale. Contact 559-312-3196 452-2206 Used Acker 4¼, 6¼ ID auger NWJ rod, used QL6 hammers, Twister breakout bench, new roller chain available. 951-313-2738 463-1294 DSI Grouter II/15, 15 gpm rotor and stator type water pump, 250 psi max. pressure, 15 cubic foot tub capacity, 16 hp gas eng. driven hyd. system, independent water pump and mixing paddle speed controls reverse valve for dislodging foreign matter, 900 lbs total weight, hinged lid with removable grate. Easily mixes bentonite and cement grout................$6500 OBO Contact Leon Liedl: 908-359-6443 463-2214 56 NOVEMBER 2025 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 515-187 515-121 ELEVATOR SPECIAL 1”, 1¼”, & 2” Slip-type Elevator w/kwik-clamp 2515 Highway 70 SW • Hickory, NC 28602 828-322-3056 Package ~ All 4 pieces for $1200 458-814 104 E DeVore Ave. Pearl City, IL 61062 Ph: 800-388-2906 Fax: 815-443-2893 iesdrillingsupplies@gmail.com www.iesdrillingsupplies.com Drilling Mud • Polymers • PVC and Stainless Steel Screens • Aboveground Protectors • Manholes Water Well, HDD, Geothermal, Environmental, Remediation IES Exclusive Products 2” Cast Iron, Watertight Monitoring Well Covers for 1” Geoprobe Wells 4” & 8” Cam-Locking Cast Iron Manholes 4”, 6”, 8” Aluminum Anodized Pro Covers Delivery to all 50 states~7 days a week! Give us a call! The Midwest’s Largest Inventory of Drilling Supplies Featuring! 515-135 SEMCO INC. of Lamar, CO 800-541-1562 www.SEMCOoflamar.com PIPE ELEVATORS All steel with safety latch. STANDARD DUTY 1” - 6” Steel Bales HEAVY-DUTY 6” - 16” Cable Bales 435-1213 435-1090 401-719 Stocking Distributor of Genuine Geoprobe® Tooling & Supplies Geoprobe® Rentals (420M, 6011DT, 7822DT) PrePacked Well Screens Injection Tooling Vapor Sampling Manholes (H20, M-306, Aircraft Rated) Morrison Bros. Co.® Johnson Screens® Proactive Pumps® 888-240-4328 609-631-8939 (fax)609-631-0993 ectmfg.com proactivepumps.com torquerplug.com See us at Booth 2448 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 2955 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 2027 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans WWDR’s January 2026 Editorial Focus is: Geothermal Submission Deadline: November 15 Send your information to: bonnie@ worldwidedrillingresource.com
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 57 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ NOVEMBER 2025 805-742 Groundwater Supply Co. Inc. www.groundwatersupply.net sales@groundwatersupply.net Phone: 978-422-3209 Authorized distributor for: Atlas Copco, Bulroc, EDM, Halco, Mincon, Robit, Rock Hog, Rockmore, Sandvik Mission Rock Drill Hammers & Bits 820-742 Groundwater Supply Co. Inc. www.groundwatersupply.net sales@groundwatersupply.net Phone: 888-DRL-STORE Master Stocking Distributor of Pumps & Parts Models A04, I04, E04 FMC / Bean Water Injection Pumps 820-610 DU-ALL Injection Pumps All parts in stock and available for shipment. Overnight delivery available. Call your local parts supplier or Fred’s Water Service at (440) 259-5436 with your order or questions. Fred’s Water Service, Inc. 4390 Elberta Road Perry, Ohio 44081 Phone (440) 259-5436 www.fwservice.com Fax: (440) 259-4795 1120-120 GD & Wheatley 4x5 to 7x12 Complete Pump, Gearend, Fluidend RENE HENDON 281-260-0880 815-1314 Water Well Hydrofracturing Equipment & Supplies Frack Pumps j Parts Packers j Inflate Pumps Frack Pipe j Handling Tools Hoses j More 978-906-3343 starrhydro.com Call 850-547-0102 or complete the form below and send it to michele@worldwidedrillingresource.com or fax to 850-547-0329 or mail to WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ PO Box 660, Bonifay, FL 32425-0660 Ad Text: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ Category:________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Company Name:_______________________________________________________________________________________________ Contact Name:___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Address: City, State, Zip: Phone #___________________________________________ Fax # E-Mail: We gladly accept credit cards or checks. Name on Card: _________________________________________________________ Credit Card #:__________________________________________________________ Exp. Date: _______________ CCV#:________ Photos of equipment must be 300 dpi, and in jpeg or pdf format. This form is also online at www.worldwidedrillingresource.com. QUESTIONS? Call 850-547-0102 We accept: January Issue Deadline for WWBG classified ads: December 1st
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 2001 Basic Fabrication Mud System, mtd. on 3-axle trailer, 15 kw generator, low hours, needs shaker motors...$12,500 501-412-8653 1125-2212 58 NOVEMBER 2025 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 1203-1190 800-452-4902 Manufactured by Vanderlans & Sons 1320 S Sacramento St Lodi CA 95240 209-334-4115 Fax: 209-339-8260 www.lansas.com Inflatable Well Packers CUSTOM-BUILT PACKERS FOR ANY APPLICATION COMPETITIVE PRICES 1203-816 Quality Packers You Can Count On! j Mechanical j Inflatable j Wireline j Straddle j Environmental j Mining j Geotechnical j Grout Packers j Packer Parts We Can Also Custom Design and Manufacture to YOUR Specifications 855-546-6488 sales@aardvarkpackers.com aardvarkpackers.com 1203-409 1125-576 New Innovation from MUDSLAYER MFG. 360-477-0251 www.mudslayermfg.com M750T Larger Portable Mud Cleaner in the Line 1125-1099 See us at Booth 2223 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 1747 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 1125-870 MUD PUPPY CORPORATION PO Box 8522 Woodland, CA 95776 Office: 442-242-7507 kenneth@mudpuppyinc.com Saving You Time, Money, and Equipment Wear See us at Booth 2239 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans Middle age is when you’re warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a cop.
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 1999 P20 Pulstar......................$40,000 2007 REICHdrill Eagle One.....$60,000 5T Smeal on 2014 Ram...........$55,000 5T Smeal on 2011 F-350..........$55,000 501-412-8653 1230-2212 Basic Pump Hoists Starting At: S4,000 Pump Hoist, 8,000# cap., 35’ telescoping mast, 30 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 5T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control...$29,050 S6,000 Pump Hoist, 16,000# 3L cap., 35’ telescoping mast, 30 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 5T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control...$33,250 S8,000 Pump Hoist, 22,000# 3L cap., 36’ telescoping mast, 30 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 7T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control...$42,515 S10,000 Pump Hoist, 30,000# 3L cap., 40’ telescoping mast, 30 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 7T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control...$59,250 S12,000 Pump Hoist, 48,000# 4L cap., 44’ telescoping mast, 6000# tail- out line, 72 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 11T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control.........$67,235 S15,000 Pump Hoist, 60,000# 4L cap., 48’ telescoping mast, 6000# tailout line, 72 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 11T safety hook, hyd. controls & variable speed engine control.........$83,265 S20,000 Pump Hoist, 80,000# 4L cap., 40’ telescoping mast, 6000# tailout line, 72 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 11T safety hook, hyd. controls, & variable speed engine control.......$109,215 S25,000 Pump Hoist, 100,000# 4L cap., 40’ telescoping mast, 6000# tailout line, 100 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 15T safety hook, hyd. control & variable speed engine control.......$152,875 S30,000 Pump Hoist, 120,000# 4L cap., 40’ telescoping mast, 6000# tailout line, 100 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 15T safety hook, hyd. control & variable speed engine control.......$179,575 S35,000 Pump Hoist, 150,000# 5L cap, 40’ telescoping mast, 6000# tailout line, 100 gal. oil tank, hyd. pump, 22T safety hook, hyd. control & variable speed engine control...............$215,445 EQUIPMENT IN STOCK - Please call for availability on equipment in stock. SEMCO, Inc. LAMAR, COLORADO 719-336-9006 / 800-541-1562 FAX 719-336-2402 SEMCOPUMPHOIST@GMAIL.COM www.SEMCOoflamar.com See our Ad on page 2. 1230-135 59 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ NOVEMBER 2025 1218-742 Groundwater Supply Co. Inc. Your safe and sanitary option for pulling poly pipe! www.groundwatersupply.net sales@groundwatersupply.net Phone: 978-422-3209 Poly Pipe Reels Made in the USA •16” and 24” Drum Sizes •Powered by 12V DC •Pull up to 1200 lbs 1203-115 1230-120 WANTED TO BUY PULSTAR SMEAL, SEMCO PUMP HOIST RENE HENDON 281-260-0880 See us at Booth 1952 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 1205-762 Mills Knife Perforators Designed Specifically to Cut Slots through the Casing in the Zone that Needs Perforations or Inject Grout to Seal the Well for Abandonment. 2”, 4”, 6”, 8”, and 10” Mills Knife Perforators and Replacement Blades Available in Standard Sizes for Casing Ranging from 2”-24” In Stock and Ready to Ship! 1230-1019 • Model 40 HD • 1.5 HP, 115 V, AC Motor • Capacity: 750 lbs @ 45 FPM • Super High Leg Included • Clears 34” of Casing Height • Parts & Rebuilds on all Similar Models. • Made in the USA by Funk Family 30 Myers Road Newville, PA 17241 717-776-3181 ext 3 717-423-6688 ext 3 funkpumppullers.com See us at Booth 1229 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 2027 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 1320-120 5¼, 7½, 8½, 12, 17½ Rotary Table, Hyd. Tubing Tongs, Air Slips, Type LF & C Tongs, Elevators RENE HENDON 281-260-0880
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 CP 690 drill rig, 3406 CAT® engine, Sullair comp., rig in good condition, truck needs work....$60,000 501-412-8653 1330-2212 60 NOVEMBER 2025 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 1330-147 www.spikesrigs.com Visit our website for a complete list of all your drilling needs. www.spikesrigs.com 888-204-3907 or 814-676-1963 Email: spike@spikesrigs.com Gobble up this Deal before it’s Gone! 2023 GEFCO 30K Happy Thanksgiving! 1330-124 We Buy & Sell Drill Rigs & Equipment Water Well, Oil & Gas, Blasthole, Geotechnical Rock Drills, Air Boosters & Compressors, Mud Pumps, Engines, Tooling, Parts, DTH & Bits. All Makes & Models of Air Compressors IR, Atlas Copco, CP, CAT, Cummins, GD, MTU, Schramm, Joy, Driltech, REICHdrill, SpeedStar, Mobile, CME, SIMCO, Sullair, Ariel, Hurricane. www.ewdrilling.net sales@ewdrilling.net 949-722-8643 • 570-966-7312 1330-576 360-477-0251 www.mudslayermfg.com MUDSLAYER MFG. Odin Drill Odin 200 and 500 Drilling and Mud Recycling Available See us at Booth 1747 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans See us at Booth 1321 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans If you can’t say something nice ~ say something clever but devastating. 1330-947 1325-117 317-839-7534 In the Business of Selling Parts and Consultation on Repairs. ~Failing Parts a Specialty~ Call Fred! 317-839-7534
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 61 NOVEMBER 2025 Reliable Water Level Indicators proudly made in the USA. Various lengths & scales available, selectable buzzer/light indication & sensitivity control. Economical repair service. Waterline Envirotech Ltd. www.waterlineusa.com 360-676-9635 1710-188 1330-574 Portadrill TLS 542, deep hole option $425,000 Gardner Denver air compressor on skids...$12,500 Call: 509-539-6184 1330-594 Reconditioned CP T- 7000-W, CAT® 3406 DITA powered, GHH high-pres. 825-300 psi compressor, mounted on International 5000 Paystar, new paint, etc. Needs minor repairs. FOB PA AS IS, WHERE IS................$135,000 814-342-3961 E-mail: robertfvalli@hotmail.com 1330-204 1330-497 See us at Booth 1729 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 1705-120 QUICK CASH MONEY Paid for Drill Rigs, Pump Hoists, Mud Pumps, Drill Pipe, & Bits. RENE HENDON Tel: 281-260-0880 Visit worldwidedrillingresource.com 1730-785 Gordon Ballard Ballard Drilling Co., Inc. Wadley, Alabama Cell: 256-307-4017 (anytime) E-mail: gballard501@msn.com 340 Peterbilt, Cummins engine, auto trans., knuckle boom crane, with 2500 gallon bed and 150 gallons of fuel with fuel transfer pump. Call for price.
5 - 0 5 8 2 0 1 0 - 7 4 62 NOVEMBER 2025 WorldWide Buyers’ Guide™ 1760-378 j Wedge wire screen, stainless steel, galvanized, and carbon steel j ½” to 24” OD Diameters j Rod base screen j Pre-pack screen j Drive points j Pipe base screen j Dielectric couplings j Environmental flush joint screen and riser j Complete line of accessories Manufactured in Houston, TX, USA Well Screen (281) 233-0214 (800) 577-5068 info@alloymachineworks.com www.alloymachineworks.com 1775-136 The Source of Force Linepull: 1/2 Ton to 100 Ton plus! In-Stock Now! (800) Mr. Winch greg@ryanhyd.com www.ryanhyd.com See us at Booth 2214 Groundwater Week 2025 in New Orleans 1753-244 TORQUER™ Professional Locking Well Plugs Schedule 40 & 80 1/2”, 3/4” 1”, 1-1/4” 1-1/2”, 2” 2-1/2”, 3” 4”, 5”, 6” 8” U.S. Patent Protected www.torquerplugs.com •Domed top •No metal parts •Padlocks or safety lockout tags •Most sq. inch of gasket power •Bright safety orange color •Vapor extraction convertible •Vented Plug Option •Low Cost 1730-2108 Office: 218-729-8721 sales@flatwaterfleet.com Make Your Drillsite More Profitable The WWDR Team honors and salutes all of our Veterans. Thank you for your service to our country. You Know You’re a Coffee Lover If . . . • The finish on your favorite coffee mug is worn off. • You go to AA meetings for the free coffee. • Instant coffee takes too long. • “Cream” and “Sugar” are your cats’ names. • Starbuck’s holds a mortgage on your house. • You’re so wired you pick up FM radio. • Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans.” • Your lips are stuck in a sipping position. • Your first aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an IV hookup. • You want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can. • You look forward to a coffee break more than you do a lunch break. • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. • All your kids are named “Joe.” • When someone asks how you’re doing, you say, “Good to the last drop!” • You get drunk just so you can sober up. • You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate. Deer Hunter Another hunt gets messed up; something always happens. The deer hunter would spot a buck, take careful aim, then fire and miss. Or he’d sneak up real close, just to get noticed and watch the deer run away. Or he’d sneeze just as a buck came into range. Or he’d fall asleep in the stand, then wake up just in time to see a huge buck leap away. Thoroughly frustrated, he complains to his buddies, “Everything that happens to guys who don’t know how to hunt keeps happening to me!” Happy Thanksgiving The WWDR offices will be closed Thursday, November 27th; e-mail will be monitored. Limited staff on Friday the 28th. We wish you all a blessed and safe holiday. 1730-2163 1996 Ford water truck, 42k miles, Detroit 60 Series, 370 hp, Eaton 10speed, 52,000 gvw, Ballard 2000 gal. tank, tank does leak.....$30,000 USD 508-829-6122 7REDUCED7
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